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July 10, 2009

The Secret Speech

Filed under: Politics — danylmc @ 11:14 am

Vernon Small wrote an article a couple of days ago about Labour and their dearth of policy proposals:

First, areas where the party felt it had genuinely lost the sympathy of the voters had to be neutralised. Labour may have argued National’s adoption of so many core policies meant it had won the battle of ideas.

But self-flagellation was needed over the Electoral Finance Act and the foreshore and seabed law (where its over- reaction had spawned the Maori Party and driven it into National’s arms).

But beyond those, the party has been cautious even in signature policy areas. National’s move to allow more taxpayer- funded operations in private hospitals drew muted opposition from Labour’s Ruth Dyson. Likewise Housing Minister Phil Heatley’s potentially radical policy on state house sales.

There is also a growing fear the party is missing the boat in the economic crisis; that it is so extraordinary and the rise in joblessness and the need for skills training is so core to Labour that it should move beyond criticism to solutions.

As one Labour activist said, “we know unemployment is up and National is not doing enough . . . but it would be nice to know someone has some ideas”.

There are many reasons Labour shouldn’t be releasing policy. The first is that any ideas they come up with can be attacked on the ‘you had nine years to get this right, why didn’t you?’ basis, the second is that good ideas can simply be stolen by the government, the third is that good, wedge ideas that the government cannot adopt will be worn out by the time Labour needs to campaign on them in two years. Now is not the time to be releasing policy.

When National runs for re-election they’re not going to have a lot of options when it comes to campaign themes. They can’t run on ‘tax cuts’, they won’t be able to run on the economy which will still be in recession, they won’t be able to run another race-baiting campaign, they won’t be able to spend any money because they won’t have any and it’s real hard to run on law and order when you’re the incumbent.

If I were National I’d be running a highly negative campaign against Labour in 2011, partly based on the economy (’we inherited a decade of deficits!’) but mostly around the ‘nanny state’ narrative that worked so well for them last year. ‘Do we really want another Labour government telling us what we can eat and how we should raise our kids and what time we should go to bed?’ That sort of thing.

This will probably work – people were really, genuinely sick of Labour’s smug, patronising we-know-best-approach by the end of their last term – but it’s also very easy to innoculate against.

First of all, when Labour formulate policy they’re going to have to ask themselves how it could be used against them. It still blows my mind that in the middle of the last election campaign Labour released an amendment to the building code that regulated (amongst other things) pressure and water cylinder size for indoor showers. National could hardly believe their luck and spent weeks crowing about how another term of Labour would mean cold showers for everyone.

Just as National swallowed dead rats regarding asset sales and the nuclear free policy Labour will have to suck it up and abandon their various goals around social engineering if they want to win another election in the next ten years.

Second, Goff needs to give a speech repudiating his party’s nanny state legacy: the ideal moment would be his party conference in September. Lines like: ‘the Labour Party wants to help Kiwi’s get on with their lives not tell them how to live them’ (except, you know, not as crappy) and ‘I’m proud of what we achieved during government but it is clear that at the end we lost our way’ and so on. I think the Labour Party itself needs to hear this, even more so than the public – many of them still think that the election was somehow stolen by Crosby/Textor, that their party still has the Mandate of Heaven and that the public will eventually realise they’ve been hoodwinked and tearfully return Labour to their rightful position of power, and also all the polls are wrong because they don’t include cell-phones. They need their new leader to give them a reality check.

Goff can’t directly attack his predecessor but he can reject the uglier aspects of Clarkism – the arrogance, the smugness, the triumph of politics and spin over common sense and effective policy.

Although Goff would take pains to say that he wasn’t criticising Clark (’highest respect etc’) the media would correctly see it as such; Goff and his speech would receive extensive coverage and all those profiles and interviews that eluded him when he became leader back in November.

Kruschev famously pulled a similar stunt after the death of Stalin – there was uncertainty over who was really running the country; Kruschev renounced Stalinism on the premise that only the true successor to Stalin would dare speak ill of Uncle Joe.

There is an apocryphal story that in the midst of his speech decrying the famines and the purges someone called out to Kruschev ‘and where were you?’ Kruschev stopped and glowered out at the audience. ‘Who said that?’

There was a deathly silence and Kruschev said: ‘That is where I was.’

New Zealand and Appeasement

Filed under: Politics, general news — danylmc @ 8:45 am

Everyone else is linking to this article in the Manawatu Standard about the first Labour government and their policy regarding war with Germany in the late 30s. The Standard are obviously upset about the allegations, DPF’s response is pretty much what we’ve come to expect. (If you could somehow harness the stupidity in that comments section our energy problems would be over.)

The article itself is a bit vague about the details, and Dr Watson from Massey wonders if the information has not come to light because of ‘an historical bias towards Labour’ which instantly triggers my wingnut detector, but the basic allegations don’t seem that surprising. Hitler was not the monster of the century before war broke out, many Labour politicians were pacifists – World War One had happened in their lifetimes and they would not have been delighted at the prospect of another pointless European slaughter. From our perspective we see things differently but at the time avoiding another rerun of WWI was definitely the most prudent policy.

July 9, 2009

Bruno

Filed under: movies — danylmc @ 10:43 am

I saw Bruno yesterday and I’ll link to my review at Lumiere when it’s up. Since writing my review I’ve read a couple of other critiques online and most people seem to have the same reaction I did – the film is inferior to Borat in pretty much every respect, but the handful of great scenes are as brilliant and insane as anything Baron Cohen has ever done.

There have been complaints about Bruno – as there were about Borat – but this time I think they’re a lot more credible. Borat was very offensive – racist, sexist, homophobic, anti-Semitic – but the beauty of Borat was that he was exposing these traits in others. By contrast, when Bruno shows a talk-show audience photographs in which he incorporates his adopted black baby in a gay orgy in a spa pool (this doesn’t even come close to being the most offensive moment in the film, by the way) and the audience reacts with shock and outrage they aren’t being homophobic – the makers of the film are, by perpetuating the myth that gay men are paedophiles. The audience are just responding naturally to graphic evidence of child abuse.

The movie is still worth seeing, but it’s a lot closer to the Jackass films – some (very) funny scenes, but basically just kind of gross and stupid – than it is to Borat.

Intentional Bad Writing

Filed under: general idiocy — danylmc @ 8:47 am

The Bulwer-Lytton contest to write the worst first paragraph of a story is finished and the results are in. The winner:

Folks say that if you listen real close at the height of the full moon, when the wind is blowin’ off Nantucket Sound from the nor’ east and the dogs are howlin’ for no earthly reason, you can hear the awful screams of the crew of the “Ellie May,” a sturdy whaler Captained by John McTavish; for it was on just such a night when the rum was flowin’ and, Davey Jones be damned, big John brought his men on deck for the first of several screaming contests.

Dorothy Parker did this sort of thing back in the thirties. Here’s one of my favorites:

‘For God’s sake don’t do it Kid!’ whispered Annie the Wop, twining her slim arms around the Kid’s bull-like neck. ‘Yer promised me you’d go straight after the last time. The bulls’ll get yer, Kid: they’ll send yer up sure. Aw, Kid. Put away yer gat and let’s beat it away somewhere in God’s nice, clean country, where yer can raise chickens, like yer always dreamed of doin’.’

A few years ago I submitted a story to the Katherine Mansfield Short Story Awards. It was called The Lesbian Pohutukawa:

I was thirteen the day Dad took me into the woods near Omaru to cut down the lesbian Pohutukawa. ‘Your father loves to kill things,’ Mum said, as she peeled the kumera for this evenings kai while a piwakawaka chirped and twittered outside in the branches of a pine tree.

I did not win.

I think we all know the answer

Filed under: general idiocy — danylmc @ 8:16 am

I’ve been having fun with the referendum generator:

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Real News

Filed under: Politics — danylmc @ 6:49 am

Eddie over at The Standard is railing against TVNZ’s coverage of Michael Jackson, which has eclipsed their reporting of actual news stories:

A mate emailed me after he saw the TVNZ presser (yes, they put one out) announcing the one-hour special saying, ‘I just don’t understand. Have I got people all wrong? Is this what really matters to them? I can’t believe so but if it’s true am I wrong about society and, therefore, are my political ideals wrong?’

I don’t think so. It’s not the people’s fault. It’s the media who systematically distort people’s perceptions of what’s important by focusing on the three cheapest things to cover in the news and have shows about – crime, entertainment, and sport. Feed people tripe enough and tripe starts to become delicious; the mention of tripe makes people hungry.

Every day Stuff has a list of their most popular stories up. Now Stuff carries political analysis by people like Colin James and Vernon Small. NZPA covers most of the Parliamentary Select Committees and has fairly comprehensive coverage of the policy discussions that take place in them and these are usually carried by Stuff so that kind of content is there for people if they want it.  Here is a list of the most popular stories on Stuff over the past twenty-four hours:

Jackson’s ‘ghost’ spotted

Australia – a nation of ‘mummy’s boys’

Entertainer faces second sex charge

Boobs on Bikes back amid shrinkage

It’s not a tragedy – it’s a travesty

Jackson’s daughter Paris in tears

Bain to pay some of $2.7m aid

John Key accepts kava: ‘Hell yeah’

Fifth swine flu fatality

Barlow loses Privy Council appeal

This is actually an unusually sophisticated list – most of the time the top ten stories are exclusively about celebrities and sex, with the odd feature about house prices in there somewhere. (Although you could argue that David Bain is now a celebrity.)

Media companies like TVNZ and Fairfax do a LOT of analysis into what kind of stories their customers are interested in and they know that the vast majority want celebrity gossip. The number of people who want in depth political coverage is vanishingly small.

July 8, 2009

Another McNamara Obit

Filed under: books — danylmc @ 9:25 am

Joseph Galloway (who covered the Vietnam War for UPI and won a Bronze Star for rescuing US soldiers under heavy fire) has strong feelings about the death of McNamara:

Well, the aptly named Robert Strange McNamara has finally shuffled off to join LBJ and Dick Nixon in the 7th level of Hell.

. . .

The most bizarre incident involving McNamara occurred when he was president of the World Bank and, off on his summer holiday, he caught the Martha’s Vineyard ferry. It was a night crossing in bad weather. McNamara was in the salon, drink in hand, schmoozing with fellow passengers. On the deck outside a vineyard local, a hippie artist, glanced through the window and did a double-take. The artist was outraged to see McNamara, whom he viewed as a war criminal, so enjoying himself.

He immediately opened the door and told McNamara there was a radiophone call for him on the bridge. McNamara set down his drink and stepped outside. The artist immediately grabbed him, wrestled him to the railing and pushed him over the side. McNamara managed to get his fingers through the holes in the metal plate that ran from the top of the railing to the scuppers.

McNamara was screaming bloody murder; the artist was prying his fingers loose one at a time. Someone heard the racket and raced out and pulled the artist off.

By the time the ferry docked in the vineyard McNamara had decided against filing charges against the artist, and he was freed and walked away.

Galloway co-wrote We Were Soldiers Once . . . and Young, which is pretty good – but the best book about Vietnam I’ve encountered is A Bright and Shining Lie. I really think that’s a book everyone should read at least once.

Foregone conclusion

Filed under: Politics — danylmc @ 9:10 am

Fran O’Sullivan has some interesting gossip about the governments much promised but as yet non-existent advisory group on how to close the income gap with Australia:

Hide’s people now say the chair of the advisory group may be announced next week when the Act leader gets back from holiday. A couple of names have been under consideration.

Political sources suggest they are former National leader and Reserve Bank Governor Don Brash and former Treasury secretary Graham Scott.

The political drum goes that Hide had all but secured support for Brash to chair the group – right down to suggesting who else should be among the membership. But Bill English – who has employed Scott as his “purchase adviser” – preferred his former Treasury boss (the Finance Minister was a Treasury analyst before entering politics) over his former party leader.

Whoever it turns out to be, it would be nice if the group reported back that Australia has a very different economy to ours, that they are mineral rich, have a much larger population, are much closer to their export markets and that it’s silly for us to benchmark ourselves against another country just because it happens to be kind of near to us geographically.

Or maybe Brash would recommend that the government introduce a higher tax bracket – like Australia’s – or a capital gains tax for secondary homes. Or a compulsory 10% employer super contribution like theirs. That would be pretty awesome.

When pop-sociologists clash

Filed under: economics — danylmc @ 8:05 am

Outliers author Malcolm Gladwell is fighting with Chris Anderson, editor of Wired. Anderson wrote a book called Free, the thesis of which is that economic forces are pushing the commodity value of goods based on intellectual property to nothing and that smart businesses are adopting this as a business model. Gladwell reviewed the book and disagreed:

[H]ow does YouTube bring in revenue? Well, it tries to sell advertisements alongside its videos. The problem is that the videos attracted by psychological Free—pirated material, cat videos, and other forms of user-generated content—are not the sort of thing that advertisers want to be associated with. In order to sell advertising, YouTube has had to buy the rights to professionally produced content, such as television shows and movies. Credit Suisse put the cost of those licenses in 2009 at roughly two hundred and sixty million dollars. For Anderson, YouTube illustrates the principle that Free removes the necessity of aesthetic judgment. (As he puts it, YouTube proves that “crap is in the eye of the beholder.”) But, in order to make money, YouTube has been obliged to pay for programs that aren’t crap. To recap: YouTube is a great example of Free, except that Free technology ends up not being Free because of the way consumers respond to Free, fatally compromising YouTube’s ability to make money around Free, and forcing it to retreat from the “abundance thinking” that lies at the heart of Free. Credit Suisse estimates that YouTube will lose close to half a billion dollars this year. If it were a bank, it would be eligible for TARP funds.

On a slightly unrelated (okay, totally unrelated) note, I was watching TV last night and an ad came on for a company that did underfloor insulation – this caught my eye, because I have a new house that needs to be insulated. God how it needs to be insulated.

Advertising space on primetime TV is really expensive so the first thing that occurred to me was that I should NOT use that company, since their margins would be a lot higher than an insulation company that did not have a large advertising budget. Maybe I’m not a standard customer but I suspect that for a large expense like insulation a significant number of people would come to a similar conclusion. So for some businesses an ad campaign might actively be driving customers away.

I’ve always suspected that most mass-advertising is a massive waste of money and I kind of suspect that one of the reasons ad revenues are declining is that companies are finally getting some hard data from their internet ads (ie click-throughs) and concluding that almost all advertising and marketing is essentially a fraud. (Although it obviously works really well with some demographics – like teenagers – and certain products – like movies.)

Most popular movies adjusted for inflation

Filed under: movies — danylmc @ 7:50 am

Via Matthew Yglesias, this list from Box Office Mojo:

  1. Gone With the Wind
  2. Star Wars
  3. The Sound of Music
  4. E.T.
  5. The Ten Commandments
  6. Titanic
  7. Jaws
  8. Doctor Zhivago
  9. The Exorcist
  10. Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
  11. 101 Dalmations
  12. The Empire Strikes Back
  13. Ben-Hur
  14. Return of the Jedi
  15. The Sting
  16. Raiders of the Lost Ark
  17. Jurassic Park
  18. The Graduate
  19. The Phantom Menace
  20. Fantasia

I like almost all of these movies to some degree – you have to get down to The Phantom Menace before you hit a truly terrible film (although I haven’t actually seen 101 Dalmations). The first ‘great’ film in the list is Dr Zhivago at number eight, my favorites in the list are The Exorcist and The Graduate.

I’m reminded that Pauline Kael called The Sound of Music: ‘the Sound of Money’.

There aren’t any Bollywood movies though – I suspect cultural selection bias and that Sholay and Mother India would probably slip in somewhere.

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