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July 19, 2010
Caption Contest
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I think the existing caption says it all – as it can be read both ways…
Comment by Sam — July 19, 2010 @ 10:43 am
And I still can’t look my constituents in the eye.
Comment by hellonearthis — July 19, 2010 @ 10:47 am
After several glasses of Pinot Noir, there were young Christine Rankins everywhere he looked.
Comment by sammy — July 19, 2010 @ 10:49 am
key, breathing life into new zealand business.
Comment by che tibby — July 19, 2010 @ 10:52 am
Kay sums up general government feeling over ‘claim of right’
Comment by dontsurf — July 19, 2010 @ 11:32 am
Actually, it’s just my wallet. But it is stacked full of $100 bills. Did I mention that I’m also very rich?
Comment by Selwyn Nogood — July 19, 2010 @ 11:51 am
Quite suddenly, and for the first time in years, Key discovered that he was the opposite of “relaxed”.
Comment by Mako — July 19, 2010 @ 12:12 pm
Droit de seigneur
Comment by Richard Love — July 19, 2010 @ 12:33 pm
Alan Peachy is National’s resident fluffer.
Comment by Joker — July 19, 2010 @ 12:35 pm
Key was happy that he finally got to make use of the Salsa lessons he had been taking.
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Nikki Kayes’ opposition to mining on Gt Barrier settled after arm wrestle with the boss at Nat conference.
Comment by andy (the other one) — July 19, 2010 @ 12:37 pm
“Beat that Simon Bridges”
Comment by dpf — July 19, 2010 @ 12:45 pm
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Pingback by Best caption contest this year | Kiwiblog — July 19, 2010 @ 12:47 pm
I’ve had a vasectomy you know…
Comment by Me — July 19, 2010 @ 12:48 pm
The PM was that pissed he failed to notice Farrar slip on the wig and plastic tits….
Comment by Nefarious — July 19, 2010 @ 12:59 pm
Do you want me to show you what Richard Worth did to get himself fired?
Comment by Pat — July 19, 2010 @ 12:59 pm
I’m just going to close my eyes and pucker up and if anyone’s lips get in the way it’s not my fault.
Comment by TimM — July 19, 2010 @ 12:59 pm
Kiss all the babies you want, Gillard. I’m kissing babes.
Comment by Pat — July 19, 2010 @ 1:11 pm
Not all of the advice in Dr Brash’s report has been ignored….
Comment by RRM — July 19, 2010 @ 1:12 pm
@Mako – you are a genius. I won’t even try to top that.
Comment by Daniel Miles — July 19, 2010 @ 1:14 pm
“..how do you feel about a ninety day trial period..?..’
phil(whoar.co.nz)
Comment by philu — July 19, 2010 @ 1:14 pm
Crouch. Touch. Pause. Engage
Comment by Ben — July 19, 2010 @ 1:26 pm
@philu, and selwyn nogood too.
classic..
Comment by Colin — July 19, 2010 @ 1:31 pm
I get half, right?
Comment by Bronagh — July 19, 2010 @ 2:11 pm
Usually when I do this, there aren’t a bunch of old, bald guys applauding.
Key: me neither.
Comment by Pete — July 19, 2010 @ 2:48 pm
“I have a Tongue like an electric eel you know”
Comment by Robb — July 19, 2010 @ 2:59 pm
easy there Johnny, no cupping
Comment by amc32 — July 19, 2010 @ 3:41 pm
“Whatever’s good for me, will be good for New Zealand.”
And philu – very good. Very very good.
Comment by Adolf Fiinkensein — July 19, 2010 @ 4:23 pm
“I have a Tongue like an electric eel you know”
Please, please, please, tell me you’ve tried to use this as a pickup line…
(If it actually worked: I hate you)
Comment by Phil — July 19, 2010 @ 4:24 pm
When Key kisses Kaye, it’s called a Key Kaye Kiss
And if the Key Kaye Kiss is captured at a conference, it’s called a Key Kaye Captured Conference Kiss
And if the Key Kaye Kiss that was captured at a conference is copied for a caption contest, it’s called a Key Kaye Crazy Close-up Copied Captured Conference Caption Contest Kiss, Sir!
Comment by gazzaj — July 19, 2010 @ 4:35 pm
And suddenly, the twilight feeling overcame him…
Comment by Ed Snack — July 19, 2010 @ 4:39 pm
“Oh Kaye” Hongi by Hon. Key
Comment by Ben Wilson — July 19, 2010 @ 5:08 pm
I hear you have a huge poll
Comment by randominanity — July 19, 2010 @ 6:07 pm
but gazzaj, it looks like that tongue IS so made of rubber.
Comment by Clunking Fist — July 19, 2010 @ 6:28 pm
Key’s MP’s formed a grease queue
When he saw Nikki Key’s cheesy grin grew
Comment by gazzaj — July 19, 2010 @ 8:22 pm
Auckland cougar bags weasel
Comment by Me — July 19, 2010 @ 8:24 pm
Gold digger finds prospector
Comment by Me — July 19, 2010 @ 8:29 pm
Party Central arm wrestle continues…
Comment by Me — July 19, 2010 @ 8:33 pm
but gazzaj, it looks like that tongue IS so made of rubber
Heh. I would pay good money to see JK trying to read Dr Seuss… “fucks in sucks”
Comment by gazzaj — July 19, 2010 @ 8:34 pm
What’s it to be New Zealund – the money or the bag?
Comment by Me — July 19, 2010 @ 9:19 pm
Prime Minister too drunk to notice paparazzi…
Comment by Me — July 19, 2010 @ 9:37 pm
Kaye not coy with Key
Comment by Me — July 19, 2010 @ 9:38 pm
Alms deal goes wrong
Comment by Him — July 19, 2010 @ 9:57 pm
Focus on essentials
Comment by Bea — July 19, 2010 @ 10:34 pm
You’re not in Guatemala now Dr. Ropata.
Comment by burt — July 19, 2010 @ 11:37 pm
“I put my left hand in and shake it all about…… “
Comment by Patrick S — July 20, 2010 @ 7:00 am
Kiss me and I will stop the mining.
Comment by Cactus Kate — July 20, 2010 @ 10:01 am
There’s now no great barrier that separates us!
Comment by Barry Soper — July 20, 2010 @ 1:50 pm
No wonder Trevor wants to ride your bike!
Comment by Adolf Fiinkensein — July 20, 2010 @ 7:08 pm
Is that a salami?
Comment by peterlepaysan — July 20, 2010 @ 8:36 pm