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June 12, 2012

The approved spam comments thread

Filed under: general idiocy — danylmc @ 9:50 am

I thought it would be pretty funny to set up a thread in which the spam comments all get approved. (Note: this might not actually be that funny.)

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    I want to thank Business New Zealand for hosting this event today, this message is real and must be kept confidential because you might find this email in your Inbox, or your Spam folder. I need your assistance in this urgent matter.

    Budget 2012 will show the Government is on track and sticking to its plan. As Bill English said in a speech a few days ago, we are set to post an operating surplus in 2014/15. Most astonishing of my discovery was that,all records bear no next of kin, meaning no member of the family knows about this surplus therefore, no member of his family will ever come forward to claim the money, in order for the bank not to transfer the said sum of Twelve Million United State Dollars($12,000,000.00) as unclaimed funds to the emirates treasury account, the above stated funds most be claimed immediately by somebody standing in.

    This revelation is only known to me because in 2014/15, for the first time since the global financial crisis and the worldwide recession, the Government’s books will be back in the black.

    I am ready to offer you 35% of the total funds and 60% for me while 5% will be set aside for any expenses that might be incurred during the transaction.The central thread in that plan is good, responsible economic management.

    I think sometimes New Zealanders take that for granted, but they shouldn’t. You only have to look at some of the countries in Europe to see how badly things can go wrong.

    Please note that by virtue of my position in the bank, I have worked out perfect modality as well as I shall provide the relevant information and documents for the successful claiming and transfer of the funds into the account that will be provided by you. We have set a path back to surplus and – despite weakening forecasts of world growth – have stuck to that path. Be rest assured that this deal involves no risk, upon the receiving of your acceptance mail I will like you to provide me with the necessary details.

    We are on track to post a surplus in 2014/15.

    And we are building a stronger platform for jobs and growth into the future.

    Thank you.

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    Comment by Jordan — June 12, 2012 @ 10:31 am

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  6. Hello!

    Greetings! After reading your profile you left in a penpal site I decided to write you to seek for your hand in marriage arrangement, so I request that you give me your humble audience and response after reading my message.

    I am Miss Monalisa Wahgan, I’m 20 yrs old, I am a medical student my father DR. WAHGAN FESCO is a very wealthy man but he has no son to inherite his wealth, so he took it as fate and love me with passion.

    Two years ago my father told me to get married so that he can entrust his wealth and empire to my husband before he die but I told him not to speak of death now and beside that I want to further my education and graduate as a medical doctor before I get married, but he kept persuading me with the topic, the pressure gets too much that I decided to stay away from home for a whole year; when I came back he still raised the topic but this time there’s a son of a minister whom they had arranged for me but I told him that love is all that matters in marriage so I bluntantly refused because I don’t love the guy though I don’t know his reasons for me getting married.

    So, one friday morning after having breakfast with our parents they drove out to see a family friend and to my utmost surprise I was contacted an hour later by a doctor telling me that our parents were involved in a car accident and were hospitalised, I couldn’t believe my ear but I managed to go, getting there I found my dear parents on the hospital bed, my mother died instantly while my father was lying helplessly bearly to speak, it was the begining of our tragedy.

    I was dumb founded, couldn’t say a word, but my father held my hand and told me that our uncle was behind the accident that he has been trying to kill him to claim his wealth since has no son, that’s why he has been asking me to get married, it was then that I understood. He also said that we should not quarrel over his empire with our uncle else he will kill us, but that he has already secured our future through some shares he bought with a finance firm on our behalf two years ago during the financial crises.

    Therefore, he adviced me to be strong and take good care of my sister and he also said that the share worth thousands of dollars and that before the finance firm can release the shares to us that I must get married, that it is only my husband that can claim it on our behalf because that was his instruction to the firm.

    After the statement he breathed his last and died too, leaving me and my sister in this wicked world, and just two months after their burial our uncle took over the whole empire that our parents left behind, as if that is not enough he sent some guys to kill us but they had pity on us and ask us to run away never to return back, that is how we left our country.

    Now, since I don’t have any man in my life and I will also want to marry for love and respect I am requesting that you help me claim the share by marrying me then after claiming the shares we will divorce and everybody will go his and her own way, I will also compensate you with 15% of the total shares when everything is over.

    Note: If you want to help us I want you to do it willingly from your heart if it so pleases you. I expect your immediate response. Thanks for taking your time, Miss Monalisa Wahgan

    Comment by Michael J. Parry — June 12, 2012 @ 11:40 am

  7. I think my comment reposting my favourite spam has been caught in the spam filter! :lol:

    Comment by Michael J. Parry — June 12, 2012 @ 11:41 am

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    Comment by King Kong — June 12, 2012 @ 3:58 pm

  12. seems like a likely juncture to introduce a Shane Jones joke.

    Comment by merv — June 12, 2012 @ 4:14 pm

  13. Woo hoo! I’ve got a date with Monalisa Wahgan tonight. She’s smokin’ hot!

    Apparently it’s really hard for her to meet guys because her e-mails keep getting filtered out.

    Comment by sammy 2.0 — June 12, 2012 @ 5:44 pm

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  19. Alistair@14 – technically that’s trolling, rather than spam…

    Comment by Sam — June 13, 2012 @ 11:14 am

  20. “(Note: this might not actually be that funny.)”

    Correctomundo.

    Comment by Tim — June 13, 2012 @ 4:42 pm

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    Hasn’t David Farrar been there done that?

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