The Dim-Post

November 28, 2014

Round up the usual suspects

This post is just to keep track of all the people Cameron Slater has accused of being involved in the conspiracy to hack his computer and kill him. As Giovanni Tiso has pointed out, when Slater posts about Rawshark he tags the posts with his list of suspects. They are:

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Also accused by Slater but not on this list is Keith Ng, a data journalist; and I’ve heard he’s claimed to have minutes of a Mana Party meeting implicating Hone Harawira in the plot. My impression is that if you sat most of the members of this conspiracy down in a room together they’d immediately start trying to kill each other. But maybe that’s what’s so brilliant about it all.

35 Comments »

  1. He told Campbell Live last night that he definitely knew who Rawshark was, it was obvious. Of course, he didn’t then say who Rawshark was.

    Comment by sammy 3.0 — November 28, 2014 @ 9:28 am

  2. Sorry to point out the obvious, but the bulk of the people on that list probably couldn’t explain what an IP address is. I imagine Slater is busy fabricating large numbers of emails back and fourth as we speak.

    Comment by michael — November 28, 2014 @ 9:32 am

  3. Of course, he didn’t then say who Rawshark was.

    Only because those stupid so called investigative journalists should be able to find Rawshark themselves, also, they are working with Rawshark.

    Comment by Pascal's bookie — November 28, 2014 @ 9:33 am

  4. If that is the case, why is Slater not currently helping the police with their enquiries?

    Comment by Gareth — November 28, 2014 @ 9:34 am

  5. I am disappointed that this is the only post under the Adam Weishaupt tag. OR IS IT?

    Comment by xy — November 28, 2014 @ 9:42 am

  6. “The Fellowship of the Web-ring”

    You have omitted the Labour Party, of special note because Cameron Slater made this accusation directly to the Prime Minister. The Prime Minister is on record as believing Cameron Slater instead of the findings of the Inspector General.

    Comment by Oh Busby — November 28, 2014 @ 9:43 am

  7. Josh Forman… wait, does that mean Slater is part of the conspiracy to kill Slater?

    Comment by weka — November 28, 2014 @ 9:53 am

  8. @Weka, well, maybe the schizophrenia is getting on top of the lithium.

    Comment by northshoreguynz — November 28, 2014 @ 10:10 am

  9. You are on to it weka
    Next you will be on the list😊

    Comment by rayinnz — November 28, 2014 @ 10:12 am

  10. The Prime Minister is on record as believing Cameron Slater instead of the findings of the Inspector General.

    Our pan-dimensional reptilian overlord is in possession of mysteries both impenetrable an unfathomable to you warm blooded, gut sacks known as Man.

    Comment by Gregor W — November 28, 2014 @ 10:28 am

  11. @Weka, well, maybe the schizophrenia is getting on top of the lithium….”

    I laughed out loud.

    Comment by Sanctuary — November 28, 2014 @ 10:59 am

  12. feel free to add my name.

    Comment by Lee Clark — November 28, 2014 @ 11:47 am

  13. @ northshoreguynz, except that unfairly smears people with schizophrenia.

    Comment by weka — November 28, 2014 @ 11:52 am

  14. But who would successfully kill who on this list?

    I think Tiso could take out Bradbury. Dotcom could probably kill Ng. Prentice vs McCarten could be a draw. We could organise it as a Survivor series with the survivor going on to battle Cameron.

    Comment by dpf — November 28, 2014 @ 12:31 pm

  15. dpf = fail lol.

    Comment by Sanctuary — November 28, 2014 @ 12:35 pm

  16. Slater tag at the top led me to this from six years ago: https://dimpost.wordpress.com/2008/06/09/that-took-a-lot-of-class/

    “National already have David Farrar, their web-based propagandist par-excellence; one wonders why they’d waste any of their MPs time on Slater, a walking PR nightmare-in-waiting.”

    How little we knew.

    Comment by samf — November 28, 2014 @ 1:14 pm

  17. “hack his computer and kill him”

    Ah, so Whalespunk is actually some sort of android with external processing. Take out his computer, and his heart will stop beating.

    (This reminds me of this joke:
    After a minor accident, Beckham went to hospital and was asked to remove his walkman, he refused. It was explained to him that he really needed to remove the walkman so he could be treated. Finally he agreed, removed the walkman, turned blue and died. Curious, the doctor picked up the walkman and listened to what Beckham had been hearing…

    “Breath in, breath out, breath in, breath…”)

    Comment by richdrich — November 28, 2014 @ 1:15 pm

  18. I’d like to see ‘Blogiator’ a new spectacle in which all bloggers are required to publically fight to the death in a big sand-pit and then whoever wins gets to advise the Minister of Social Development.

    Except I think it may have already been done.

    Comment by Lee Clark — November 28, 2014 @ 1:24 pm

  19. It cracks me up that Slater has included fictional comic book characters in there; Rorschach, The Comedian, Josh Forman…

    Comment by Nick — November 28, 2014 @ 1:39 pm

  20. Those are just the fictional characters you can name. . . . I’d suggest a number of the others listed are living in a made-up world.

    Comment by Lee Clark — November 28, 2014 @ 2:10 pm

  21. After a minor accident, Beckham went to hospital…

    Is Beckham the one who’s thick as batshit, while Slater is pigshit crazy?

    Comment by Joe W — November 28, 2014 @ 2:19 pm

  22. I was more imagining as a board game, like Cluedo. ‘Colonel Blogger. In the Library. Brass candlestick’

    Comment by Leopold — November 28, 2014 @ 2:25 pm

  23. Surely ‘Colonel Blogger, in his Mum’s basement, with a keyboard’?

    Comment by Gregor W — November 28, 2014 @ 3:22 pm

  24. I think we have a winner…

    Comment by Lee Clark — November 28, 2014 @ 3:25 pm

  25. Ah yes Lee, you know the truth, you live in the real world, etc. Yet you only seem to contribute angry, hyperbolic rants to the comments sections of blogs…

    Comment by Nick — November 28, 2014 @ 4:11 pm

  26. There’s one obvious name the Oily One forgot to mention: Tyler Durden.

    Comment by Kumara Republic — November 28, 2014 @ 8:54 pm

  27. @26 haha I love it: Nat foot soldiers contrive a hack aimed at taking out specific individuals within the National Party who tries to blame it on a left-wing conspiracy (opponents they – and certain others – find genuinely threatening, including Hager), the supposed hacker then “comes out”, but is not prosecuted. They fucked up their little fascist coup real good. Tyler Durden might just as well have been watching the whole time but without one interesting little break in of any sort actually having happened. Only Cam Slater could make it up…. Absurd. It’s like some sort of weird metafictional narrative has mutated into a computer virus and invaded our so-called reality to the extent that about the realist thing in the whole false narrative – so the unrealistic thing, then) is a metaphysical ghost shark stalking Aotearoa, leaving the political right with the most incomplete, impossible puzzles to never put back together again.

    Will the next juvenile fantasist please stand up.

    Comment by City of the Red Fright — November 29, 2014 @ 2:10 am

  28. Yes Nick, I virtually bathe in vitriol.

    Comment by leeharmanclark — November 29, 2014 @ 5:29 am

  29. I don’t know who is sadder, you lot or slaters lot.

    Comment by simon — November 29, 2014 @ 8:50 am

  30. Fascinatingly, he hasn’t named Keyser Soze, and the fact that he has not been mentioned must surely be taken as proof that he’s behind it all. Greatest trick the Devil pulled and all that…

    Comment by Rhinocrates — November 29, 2014 @ 6:03 pm

  31. Well played, Mr Soze, well played! A++, will trade again.

    Comment by City of the Red Fright — November 29, 2014 @ 8:07 pm

  32. The Prime Minister is on record as believing Cameron Slater instead of the findings of the Inspector General.

    Meanwhile Judith Collins feels vindicated because there is no evidence that she was involved in Slater’s smear campaign against the SFO… apart from the word of Cameron Slater.
    I don’t know how that’s going to work out.

    Comment by herr doktor bimler — November 29, 2014 @ 11:57 pm

  33. I do wonder if this is the kind of head-space Whaleoil currently finds himself inhabiting… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLmmr52p410&list=PLC0CA0E6DD1E971ED

    Comment by swordfish — November 30, 2014 @ 4:58 pm

  34. Extrapolating from how the Dirty Politics/Rawshark impacted election results in 2014.

    Jason Ede.

    Comment by unaha-closp — December 1, 2014 @ 9:45 am


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