The Dim-Post

January 13, 2015

Goverment introduces lore to kerb homophonia

Filed under: satire — danylmc @ 1:54 pm

National leader John Quay has announced a sweet of tough knew measures to lesson the rain of homophonia in knight-classes, flour gardens, stationery stores, too-story buildings and even in caughts of law. 

‘It’s thyme,’ Quay said in Wellington this mourning. ‘This vial homophonia steeling our mite cannot be aloud to run its coarse. We must beet it at the route.’

The mane porpoise of the bills is to seas the prophets of homophones. ‘This will be a cymbal and a coo,’ Quay added.

‘It’s common cents,’ said United Future leader Peter Done, who will support the bills cite-unscene. Greens co-leader Rustle Gnawman holy disagrees, calling for both an inquiry and an enquiry into the affects of the axe.



  1. The bawl is in Quay’s caught eye wreck in…

    Comment by sparksedit — January 13, 2015 @ 2:10 pm

  2. He thinks he can get away with that? Euthenasia (and in other countries) say no! So lettuce just see!

    Comment by Sanctuary — January 13, 2015 @ 2:13 pm

  3. Sounds like pea-sea gun mad.

    Comment by Stephanie Rodgers — January 13, 2015 @ 3:00 pm

  4. Nothing about RoarShark or WailOil?? Four shame!

    Comment by Patrick — January 13, 2015 @ 3:38 pm

  5. > stationery store

    I think you mean station*a*ry store?

    Comment by Eric — January 13, 2015 @ 3:56 pm

  6. He’s pre-tea real axed a bow tit.

    Comment by Gregor W — January 13, 2015 @ 4:25 pm

  7. Grate two hair, butt tacks oar levee illicits moor adherence in economic cannon than this caesar of prophet Quay is pedalling. Their are to many loupe wholes and wroughts in caesar four Quay’s corpulent piers.

    Comment by RJL — January 13, 2015 @ 4:58 pm

  8. Ewes homophonic bar starts need sum kerbing.

    Comment by Ben Wilson — January 13, 2015 @ 5:33 pm

  9. Very good. But I would have gone fore Jon Quay and Russell Gnawman myself🙂

    Comment by Dakvid — January 13, 2015 @ 9:07 pm

  10. Does this mean that I am (finally) allowed to park my homophobia beside a footpath?

    Comment by peterlepaysan — January 13, 2015 @ 9:18 pm

  11. The lore is annus. Re-peel it, oar ebb-dough’s dieing wood half bean inn vane.

    Comment by Lee Clark — January 14, 2015 @ 6:52 am

  12. Eye sea write threw yaw light-wait no-awl righting.

    Comment by NeilM — January 14, 2015 @ 7:58 am

  13. Canute…

    Comment by Lee C — January 14, 2015 @ 8:09 am

  14. Eye am in oar of yore per spick ass city, Kneel M!

    Comment by Gregor W — January 14, 2015 @ 9:12 am

  15. Genius

    Comment by Michael Stevens — January 14, 2015 @ 2:37 pm

  16. Be rest assured, Quay has lead awedinerry Niuzillinders ashtray.

    Comment by Kay — January 14, 2015 @ 9:50 pm

  17. I gnu watties sediment butt doe nut no watt thee element.

    Comment by Lee Clark — January 15, 2015 @ 7:15 am

  18. Quay and hiss gnat crow knees ah pup pets ova see eye eh and ill lumen nutty plot. WAY CUP SHE PILLS!

    Comment by ropata — January 15, 2015 @ 1:59 pm

  19. Blardy homophones ur talking oeuvre Te deum chantry. Oil blahm Heerlen Cart end huh fermionasy synthesizers. Cay is Knowles butler.

    PS the Homophones is a gay male voice choir in Wellington.

    Comment by insider — January 17, 2015 @ 12:03 am

  20. Un er Knew Zeal and axe sent?

    Comment by Christopher T — January 18, 2015 @ 7:37 am

  21. Here, hare!

    Comment by Jonathan — January 20, 2015 @ 5:00 pm

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