There are too many foreign chefs in the kitchen.
That’s what Labour Leader Andrew Little has said this afternoon, taking aim at “ethnic” restaurants hiring overseas workers instead of hiring New Zealanders.
“Let’s just turn the tap down a bit. Let’s just moderate the flow then when things are sorted out then lets open the gates again,” he said.
Here’s what I love. Labour’s gone and done some research and found out that a bunch of persuadable voters want something done about immigration. And they’ve looked at the US and UK and seen what a successful issue it can be. So they’ve gone back to their office and thought about an angle and, somehow, stumbled upon the anti-immigration story that perfectly undermines all the logic of anti-immigration stories: that we shouldn’t bring ethnic migrants into the country to cook their own food because decent kiwis should do it.
There are almost certainly lots of people in the country that want the government to do something about ‘immigration’. But are there ten people in the whole country – outside of the Labour leaders’ office – who think we have too many skilled migrant cooks in our restaurants? It’s almost adorable the way they’ve tried to do something cynical, but executed it in a way that totally undermines their own attempt at divisiveness.