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April 24, 2015

Good grief

Filed under: Uncategorized — danylmc @ 7:12 am

And now I find myself feeling sorry for John Key. The pony-tail thing is odd and inappropriate, and it’s gendered in the sense that he doesn’t do it to men, but that doesn’t make it a sexual fetish. Key is also a dad and I really feel like he’s interacting with these girls and women on that level, not as the bizarre fledgling pedophile serial killer he’s now regarded as on twitter and the left-wing blogosphere. It’s wrong of him to run around infantilising adult strangers, and he’s paying a huge humiliating political price for that behavior. Anything beyond that – like McCready’s lawsuits – seems absurd, and likely to win Key sympathy with the wider public.

Update: Lots of comments in the comments, so I thought I’d comment further:

One of the reasons this is such a big story is that Key’s behaviour is mysterious. It creates a negative space for people to try and fill with their own explanations, and then debate them with others who have differing theories. So that’s happening.

A popular explanation is that Key’s harassment is sexual. He’s a man touching a young woman. Case closed. Now, maybe I’m doing it wrong, but approaching someone while singing the Jaws theme music and tugging their hair, while Key’s wife and a cafe filled with people look on just doesn’t seem that sexual to me. Like I said above, it seems like the kind of physical contact fathers have with their daughters. Dad stuff.

That doesn’t excuse Key’s behaviour. And it doesn’t mean it isn’t gendered, or an abuse of power. Treating an adult woman as if she’s a child for him to play with is totally unacceptable, and maybe it reveals something ugly about the way Key perceives women. It’s not trivial, but it is less serious than all the ugly rhetoric about sexual assault that people are throwing around.

April 23, 2015

Blurred hats

Filed under: Uncategorized — danylmc @ 8:35 am

The lead story on the Herald today is by Rachel Glucina, publicly naming the waitress who complained about John Key pulling her ponytail. And the background to that story is here, published on the Daily Blog, in which the waitress accuses Glucina of gaining access to her via her employers, by representing herself as someone who worked in PR, who was providing confidential advice to the waitress and the cafe-owners. And now the details of this confidential conversation are on the front page of the Herald.

What’s fascinating is that Glucina is someone who works in PR. According to her LinkdIn profile Glucina is Director of ‘Pink PR’, which specialises in ‘Media strategy, product planning, brand development, public relations.’ But Glucina is also someone who writes columns and front page stories in the country’s largest newspaper. How does that work? Can you hire Glucina and pay her to place stories in the Herald for you? If not, how can the Herald assure us they protect the integrity of their paper to prevent this from happening? Glucina is fiercely pro-National, and routinely publishes smear stories against opposition MPs and other enemies of the government – is this because she has a commercial relationship with National or any of its Ministers?

All interesting questions, which I’m confident we will never get any answers to.

On the deep significance of ponytail-gate

Filed under: Uncategorized — danylmc @ 7:02 am

What really drives the opposition crazy about John Key is that there are two of him. There’s public John Key – always relaxed – famously so, compassionate but sensible, obviously smart and dignified, but not above making fun of himself a bit. All of these elements combine to make Key a phenomenally popular Prime Minister.

There’s also Parliamentary John Key, who is the opposite of all of these things. He’s a guy who – literally – roars with laughter when confronted with child poverty or sexual abuse statistics. Parliamentary John Key is a ridiculous hateful child, and he’d be un-electable if the general public ever saw him; but because nobody watches Question Time they don’t. (And the PM’s awfulness is diluted by a clutch of moronic Labour MPs screaming homophobic slurs at Chris Finlayson or jeering at Gerry Brownlee about his weight.)

So the opposition has spent the last seven years trying to convince the public that John Key is an awful child, and they’ve failed because Key just doesn’t behave like that in public. Only now – with the revelation that he runs around his local cafe pulling the waitress’s hair – they get a glimpse behind the curtain.

I don’t know what any of that means in terms of ongoing popularity, polls, etc, but it can only be good for the opposition that their narrative of Key as a creepy giggling man-child has some credibility with the public.

April 22, 2015

I’ve already printed this out and posted it above my desk

Filed under: Uncategorized — danylmc @ 11:05 am


April 21, 2015

Who spied on whom?

Filed under: Uncategorized — danylmc @ 8:59 am

Who were the 88 New Zealand citizens or residents illegally spied on by the GCSB? We’ll probably never know for sure (other than Dotcom). Ian Fletcher assured us they were very bad guys involved in ‘weapons of mass destruction development, people smuggling, foreign espionage in New Zealand and drug smuggling’.

But the latest Snowden revelation about the GCSB intercepting communications between the Chinese Consulate in Auckland and its visa office makes me suspect that some of – if not most of – the subjects of illegal surveillance were NZ citizens or nationals working at embassies targeted by the GCSB. I don’t know about the Chinese consulate, but most embassies hire a bunch of locals to do non-diplomatic work, so if you’re spying on an embassy you’re mostly intercepting traffic to-and-from those local hires.

On the one hand, spying on embassies is what intelligence agencies do. The law should allow them to do that. But politicians can’t say in public ‘We need the legal right to spy on the local staff at the Chinese consulate’, so you’re going to get a smokescreen. On the other hand, during the debate about the expansion of the GCSB’s powers, John Key and the GCSB’s apologists roared with outrage at their critics, who wanted us left defenseless against all those WMD wielding terrorists that only the security agencies protect us from. Now every week brings another revelation that these agencies have absolutely fuck-all to do with protecting anyone from anything.

The other thing you’re supposed to do when you’re a secret intelligence agency is keep your intelligence secret, and the Five Eyes network seems to be not-so-great at that. If you’re hacking into the secure transmissions of your largest trading partner you really don’t want to get caught, and all China needed to do to catch us is compromise one analyst anywhere in the network, and they’d have access to the same trove Snowden did. I doubt the Herald report is the first they’ve heard of this.

April 20, 2015

Beltway issues

Filed under: Uncategorized — danylmc @ 1:42 pm

Contra DPF, I think there is some value in opposition parties targeting the government with so-called ‘Beltway issues’. But the fundamental job of the opposition is to show that the government can’t run the country, but the opposition can. That hasn’t been happening, hence little movement in the polls.

New Zealand First is trending up and the Greens are trending down. Given poll bias New Zealand First is almost certainly more popular than the Greens right now.

It’s a long way until the 2017 election but the most likely outcome at this point is a National/New Zealand First government. And I just can’t see Labour capturing enough votes off National to overcome the combined Nats+NZF.

April 11, 2015


Filed under: Uncategorized — danylmc @ 9:04 am

It must be tricky to replace a beloved but declining prime-time TV show. You want to boost your ratings, but you don’t want to alienate the actually pretty large number of people still watching the show you want to replace. You want to keep those viewers and build, not lose them too. And there are all the wider issues of protecting the company brand, protecting it from employment litigation etc.

Fortunately TV3 has highly paid wealth-creating thought-leading executives like Mark Weldon and Julie Christie, who get paid the big dollars to carry out these tasks that appear so daunting to lesser beings. I don’t think they’ve quite nailed this, though, what with the nationwide outcry and viewer petitions and pending lawsuits and allegations of political interference and government cronyism. Only six-figure bonuses for them this year!

April 9, 2015

Hooton’s Law

Filed under: Uncategorized — danylmc @ 11:06 am

There’s been a debate on twitter over the last couple of days about the issue of political commentators and conflicts of interest, and Bryce Edward’s asked me to articulate my thoughts on the matter so here they are.

I’ve said before that I think Matthew Hooton is currently our best political commentator, even though our ideologies are very different. That’s partly because Hooton is articulate and very smart, but mostly because of his unique position in the New Zealand political landscape. He’s a long-time National Party insider, which means he understands how the governing party works, but he’s also engaged in a very bitter feud – driven partly by ideology, partly personality and partly commercial interest – with several powerful people in the National hierarchy, which means he uses his insight and acumen to openly critique his own team.

Which is awesome. But doesn’t that create a massive conflict of interest? I don’t think so. No more than someone like Michelle Boag, undyingly loyal National cheerleader, who is motivated to comment to promote National rather than critique it because it advances her interests and those of her allies. All of these people have agendas, and I think Hooton’s law would go something like:

The more insight an insider has into the political process, the more calculated their agenda in disseminating those insights

I’m more concerned about commercial conflicts of interest among commentators and other media figures. There’s a wildly lucrative and very shadowy marketplace out there where journalists and commentators provide ‘media training’ or ‘communications consulting’ for politicians and their parties, and then pop up on TV or radio speaking as advocates for them without disclosing that. This would be very easy for media outlets to fix. All it takes is a disclosure statement, and if the commentator can’t make one because their relationship with their political clients is ‘commercial in confidence’ then they shouldn’t be given a platform. Hooton quite often discloses a conflict of interest when he’s talking on Nine To Noon, but it’s not something you hear very often from any other pundits. And there are big, big conflicts-of-interest out there.

Innovation and complexity

Filed under: Uncategorized — danylmc @ 8:57 am

This jumped out at me yesterday: a conversation between Tyler Cowen and billionaire venture capitalist Peter Thiel. Cowen is one of the most influential economists in the world, and he introduces Thiel as:

one of the greatest and most important public intellectuals of our entire time. Throughout the course of history, he will be recognized as such.

And then they talk about innovation and Thiel says:

There’s the question of stagnation, which I think has been a story of stagnation in the world of atoms, not bits. I think we’ve had a lot of innovation in computers, information technology, Internet, mobile Internet in the world of bits. Not so much in the world of atoms, supersonic travel, space travel, new forms of energy, new forms of medicine, new medical devices, etc. It’s sort of been this two-track area of innovation.

There are a lot of questions of what has caused it and I think maybe that’s a good part to start in terms of what gets you out of it. On a first cut, I would say that we lived in a world in which bits were unregulated and atoms were regulated.

If you are starting a computer software company, that costs maybe $100,000, to get a new drug through the FDA, maybe on the order of a billion dollars or so. If the FDA were regulating video game technologies, and you had to do a double-blind study to make sure that the video games weren’t addictive, damaging to your brain, etc.

Is government regulation really the primary reason there’s more innovation in software than biotechnology? Surely the big difference between the two is that from an engineering point of view, software code is the easiest material you can possibly work with. That’s what’s great about it. The barriers to entry are almost non-existent. You can develop something amazing in your garage and take it to market for about $100,000. Smart teenagers with laptops can just start messing around with software development tools and build stuff, which isn’t something that can happen in biotech. The smart teenager would need access to a multi-million dollar lab, and if they just started messing around in it they’d kill themselves very quickly.

Software can become complex, but working with it is easy. Pharmaceuticals, on the other hand, are just really hard to work with. You need labs filled with expensive specialist equipment, and lots of people trained to use it, and the biological systems that your product interacts with are many magnitudes more diverse and complex than the IT platforms that software interacts with. And, of course, there’s a regulatory burden because video games don’t cause birth defects or increase your risk of heart failure, or give you cancer. It costs virtually nothing to test a software product, but drugs mean large scale double-blind placebo clinical trials, and that’s just really expensive. Thiel is like a guy who watches someone build a sand-castle, and then points to a skyscraper and says, ‘Sand-castles are unregulated but you need a permit to build that, so skyscrapers are more expensive because of government regulation.’

Now, you’d think that a brilliant economist and ‘one of the greatest intellectuals of all time’ would realise all this, and you’d also wonder why they don’t. Cowen and Thiel are very smart guys but they’re also libertarians and that places a huge barrier of magical thinking between them and anything sensible they might say about issues involving government or regulation and markets. There’s a huge web of libertarian fantasy around free market alternatives to drug regulation, involving patients making rational choices about medication based on perfect information, and orphans sending price signals by winning tort cases against multi-billion dollar drug companies that accidentally kill their parents.

It’s all preposterous, but it matters because guys like Thiel are hugely influential among political and media elites. He made all that money! He must be right about stuff! But he’s not, and a lot of what passes for wisdom or insight among what Cowen refers to as ‘the hyper-meritocracy’ or ‘the cognitive elite’ is simply uninformed oblivious nonsense.

April 8, 2015

To train a censorship debate

Filed under: Uncategorized — danylmc @ 10:33 am

The discussion about ‘How to Train a Child’ – the book in Auckland Library that instructs parents to beat children under one year of age with a ‘willowy branch’ – seems to focus on people being ‘offended’ by the book. And of course no book should be removed from the library just because it offends someone. There is no right not to be offended. But infants do have a right not to be beaten with sticks, and children have a right not to be tortured to death – which is what’s happened to some of the children whose parents’ have followed the advice of this book – and that seems like a right libraries should uphold, not undermine.

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